I once had a girlfriend

But then one day she dumped me

And everywhere I'd go

People would ask me

Where she was

I don't want to talk about her

But someone always asks about her

So I tell them all my girlfriend's dead

I say it's leukemia

Or sometimes bulimia

Or a great big truck ran her over

And chopped off her head

I don't want to talk about her

But someone always asks about her

So I tell them all she's dead

I guess there's a part of me

That likes the sympathy

Of the looks on their faces

When I tell them how she passed away

I don't want to talk about her

But someone always asks about her

So i tell them all she's dead

My girlfriend's dead

My girlfriend's dead you see

It's a total lie

But it's easier on me

Than having to admit

That she likes someone else

My girlfriend's dead

My girlfriend's dead you know

Please change the subject

Or I'm going to go

Jump off a building

And join her in hell

I don't want to talk about her

But someone always asks about her

So I tell them all she's dead

I once had a girlfriend

But then one day she dumped me

And everywhere I'd go

People would ask me

Where she was

I don't want to talk about her

But someone always asks about her

So I tell them all my girlfriend's dead

I don't want to talk about her

But someone always asks about her

So I tell them all my girlfriend's dead